TITLE: Snake Oil Salesman of the Week
RELEASE DATE: May 30, 2017
AUTHOR: Brian Halsey
CATEGORIES: Dark Comedy / Modern Folklore / Horror
PAGE COUNT: 106
ISBN: 978-1544111216
IMPRINT: Dark Serpent
KEYWORDS: entertaining, bizarre, enthralling,
dark, comical, violent, redemptive, heroic, legendary, mystical
ONE LINER:
Andy
James is a pompous jerk on a quest for artistic greatness. Only the Devil stands in his way, and he
could care less.
SYNOPSIS:
Andy
James is an artist, a fighter, and a big time a-hole from the small town of
Tuckerton, New Jersey. While in pursuit
of artistic greatness, James comes across a shapeshifting (Jersey) Devil during
a chance encounter in the isolated Pine Barrens. Confident to a fault, Andy James believes he
can get the best of the Devil, but unfortunately loses his soul in the
process. Suffering from a carnivorous
rage that is a product of the Devil’s sourcery, James goes on a mission to find
his evil nemesis. The grueling hunt
leaves Andy beaten and taunted by the supernatural and human beings that
surround him. With time running out,
Andy’s fortune begins to turn when he discovers a loophole in his soulless
existence. Armed with sacred knowledge
and endless bravado, Andy James returns to the wilderness for a showdown
against the most ancient evil known to mankind.
AUTHOR BIO:
Brian Halsey is an American Literature teacher from New Jersey. He enjoys reading, writing, art and leg
dropping people from the top ropes. You
can find Halsey climbing mountains, swimming in oceans, and teaching his
children to launch perfectly crafted snowballs.
He believes in crisp high fives and the power of positivity. He is the type of dude who yells ‘KOBE’ every
time he shoots a basketball. The release
of his 2016 Ebook (Of Gods & Gators) earned him several million dollars,
which he quickly squandered on a high risk ‘Time Machine’ investment. Brian Halsey is set to return in 2017 with Snake
Oil Salesman of the Week, a unique blend of horror and comedy. You can find him on the internets for updates
and (un)professional tips on how to powerbomb your enemies into oblivion.
AUTHOR LINKS:
Instagram > http://www.instagram.com/halseyfromthetopropes
BUY LINKS:
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